Camping equipment maintenance or lack there of

So let’s talk (except I'm going to write and then you’ll read) about camping equipment maintenance. Or what I like to call: Never actually getting around to cleaning out the fucking tent.

This camp site is a thing of beauty

Turkish Delight

So I was going to kick this off by saying that Turkey is totally shit and overrated – really dry, and completely ruins Christmas unless you drown it in cranberry sauce to combat the desert-vibes going on in your mouth. But that’s a pretty crappy joke so I've decided not to open with it.

I only had one requirement of this Turkish vaykay and that was to get a tan. I know what kind of person that makes me sound like, but this winter has been long and I like having that tan line across the top of my arse and who the fuck are you to judge me? Anyway, moving swiftly forward, I can safely say that Turkey delivered on the tan front and then some.

Attractive boat scene.

Pic Tease: Turkey Holiday 2014

 We're packing something big and it’s all for you. But let’s start with the tip, just to see how it feels. 

I'm on a boat, mother fucker.

Hostel Part IV: People you meet in your dorm room

Backpacker hostels are pretty great. Well, most of the time anyway. They offer cheap and cheerful accommodation, usually close to all the tourist attractions, and help us SA adventurers eke out a holiday on the long-suffering Rand. But dorm-living means getting up close and personal with other adventurers… and sometimes these people are strange.

We'll be back

It's adventure time for the two cunts and their darling Norms, but once we're back you're in for a treat! The blog will be quiet for the next two weeks - just enough time to ready yourselves for tales of debauchery and photos to match.

Gird your loins, Turkey. The trio are coming

Throwback Thursday: Don't go chasing waterfalls

Croatia is a fucking beautiful country. Like more beautiful than that dumb boy you wanted to sex a lot even though he wasn't very smart, but had a face that killed off little pieces of your soul every time his sparkling, dim-witted eyes gazed in your direction. Whoa, wait – what boy? I don’t know what you are talking about.

Anyway check out these sexy, motherfucking waterfalls in the Plitvice Lakes National Park in Croatia. And because I'm suddenly a hot, sweaty mess of feelings, let’s all cool our engines with some sweet mid-90s R&B. 

WTF: Travel Fails Part 1

Sometimes our adventures don’t work out exactly as planned. Not unlike the night spent in a Malawian truck stop brothel or when the bus toilet sprayed toilet water on your only pair of trousers. But, you know, you walk it off cause you’re not a little bitch.