Croatia is a fucking beautiful country. Like more beautiful
than that dumb boy you wanted to sex a lot even though he wasn't very smart,
but had a face that killed off little pieces of your soul every time his
sparkling, dim-witted eyes gazed in your direction. Whoa, wait – what boy? I
don’t know what you are talking about.
Anyway check out these sexy, motherfucking waterfalls in the
Plitvice Lakes National Park in Croatia. And because I'm suddenly a hot, sweaty
mess of feelings, let’s all cool our engines with some sweet mid-90s R&B.
