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Us two cunts like adventure. And one likes to record it.

Thursday 27 August 2015

Oppikoppi – A brief summary cause no one cares anymore

There was dust, a lot of it. And there was drinking, a lot of that too. But most importantly, there was Brand New – more on that later.




The great thing about Oppikoppi is that you know what you’re going to get: dirt, drunkenness and some great bands. All in the most inhospitable terrain on earth. However, each year still manages to be completely different from the previous. The ratio of camp time to band time changes, how long you are invariably lost for and then whoever finds you, or you find, makes it a unique experience.



Things that were quite nice:

Talking shit with my favourite person for absolute hours.
Screaming along to the New Academics. And then trying to buy their friendship with numerous shots.
Suitcases at the top bar.
Saying ‘Wynand se poes’ with a squeaky, screamed out voice
The endearing super-drunks.
Watching Johnny Clegg in the late afternoon sunshine.
Flashing Cortina Whiplash, because they’re so g.d cool.
Twin Atlantic calling the people who wouldn’t sit down ‘Dicks’.

And Brand New. Oh,how my 19-year-old heart was filled with joy. We were up near the front, they played the song about losing your virginity to a prostitute and they were so worth the wait. Even though we’re back to work, back to all the other shit that comes along with being at the office, I’m still listening to them. And remembering what cunts we were when we were young




Things that were a bit shit:

The bar having a slushie drink on the menu, but their staff not knowing how to make it. I really wanted a boozy slushie…
The shit music that player really loudly, every night, until dawn. I’m old and actually need a bit of sleep to keep me going these days.
Redbull heart palpitations, although I have no one to blame but myself.
The constant talk about all the drugs. This is, literally, the dullest conversation in the world. Dabble as you may, I’m all for that, but no one needs to hear your shopping list of recreationals taken the next day.