Better than Monet's Water lilies? |
2
Us two cunts like adventure. And one likes to record it.
Thursday, 26 June 2014
Monday, 23 June 2014
Lost in Translation: The Hospital Edition
When you travel to a new country (far or near to our own
darling RSA) it’s polite to learn a few phrases in the local language. A cheery
“obrigado” as you buy a pack of 20 imparts goodwill to all in the corner store
– be it found in Lisbon or some dusty corner of Mozambique. So you learn some
standard phrases: please, thank you, can I get a beer – you know the useful
things that make your holiday run smoothly. Call me short-sighted, but in the
run up to our most recent Mozambican holiday I failed to learn the Portuguese
for: “I was drunk and thought a handstand
would cure hiccups. I think my shoulder is broken.” More fool I.
Weekend Warriors: Driving Home to Kestell
Obviously we’re not really from Kestell – pretty much no one
is. Home is the City of Gold, but after a weekend spent in this perfect little
slice of Eastern Free State heaven, we considered doing a swapsies. It takes
about three and a half hours to get there, so if you skip the Friday afternoon,
post-work drinkathon you could be unwinding in the peace and quiet by supper
time.
We stayed at Karma
Backpackers, which is actually run by Vera, the aunt of your dear writer – this
is mentioned in the spirit of transparency, but given the intriguing family
dynamics this, in no way, lends itself to travel blog nepotism. So let’s
get back to the important bits: The backpackers is laid back and homey, with comfy couches, a fireplace for when it's cold and a range of sleeping options, depending on whether you're alone, in a big group or just with your special someone. There’s a veggie patch that you’re welcome to
raid, and an orchard that provides produce for the award-winning jams that are
there for the tasting (and purchasing). Trust me when I say that you won’t want
to leave the kitchen. If you’re lucky you’ll be fattened up on hunks of
home-made bread, just-baked cakes and home-made ice cream – pure unadulterated
bliss… It is also home to Pixel, the coolest (and biggest) kitty - you will try to steal her.
Wednesday, 18 June 2014
Camping Classy – Four Cocktails to suit the mood
Spotlight On: Head Torches
Aah, there it is. The head torch in action. |
There was definitely a time when something so practical
would have left me cringing. The head torch was the domain of an 11 year old
boy on a camping holiday with the family. But now I know better: practical is the
new sexy and it doesn't come sexier than this bad boy.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)