Hostel Part IV: People you meet in your dorm room

Backpacker hostels are pretty great. Well, most of the time anyway. They offer cheap and cheerful accommodation, usually close to all the tourist attractions, and help us SA adventurers eke out a holiday on the long-suffering Rand. But dorm-living means getting up close and personal with other adventurers… and sometimes these people are strange.

We'll be back

It's adventure time for the two cunts and their darling Norms, but once we're back you're in for a treat! The blog will be quiet for the next two weeks - just enough time to ready yourselves for tales of debauchery and photos to match.

Gird your loins, Turkey. The trio are coming

Throwback Thursday: Don't go chasing waterfalls

Croatia is a fucking beautiful country. Like more beautiful than that dumb boy you wanted to sex a lot even though he wasn't very smart, but had a face that killed off little pieces of your soul every time his sparkling, dim-witted eyes gazed in your direction. Whoa, wait – what boy? I don’t know what you are talking about.

Anyway check out these sexy, motherfucking waterfalls in the Plitvice Lakes National Park in Croatia. And because I'm suddenly a hot, sweaty mess of feelings, let’s all cool our engines with some sweet mid-90s R&B. 

WTF: Travel Fails Part 1

Sometimes our adventures don’t work out exactly as planned. Not unlike the night spent in a Malawian truck stop brothel or when the bus toilet sprayed toilet water on your only pair of trousers. But, you know, you walk it off cause you’re not a little bitch.