Throwback Thursday: Hey Joburg

Oppi - Take it easy. But take it.

It's coming...

With but a week to go until Oppikoppi, excitement is reaching fever pitch at Cunt headquarters. So we've put together a handy-dandy guide to surviving the dust, the drink and some pretty sweet times. Rave safe kids!

The Lost Art of Pingy-Pong

Gather ‘round friends and settle yourselves down for I am about to tell you the story of the greatest game ever invented. A game so intense, you will begin it as friends, play it as mortal enemies intent on total destruction, and end it as drunks. You could also end it bleeding profusely, but that – after all – is up to you. For this is the drinking version of Jumanji…. (Cue hushed yet fearful whispers…)

Only the boldest should take their place at the game table

Throwback Thursday: Putfoot 2012 Video Extravaganza

The only rule us two cunts live by is that you can't say no to an adventure. So back in 2012 we embarked on the Putfoot Rally with our bestest friend, Norms. What a team! Penelope Pitstop and the Pedal Pushers. Drinking, driving (not together obvs - we're cunts, not arseholes) and laughing our tits off. Fun was had by all.

Drive Mix: Singalong Tunes

Nothing beats a car choir. I know you can't sing, but who the fuck is gonna judge you? Certainly not the other fools in the car - they can't sing for shit either.

Lost in Translation: The Petrol Station Edition

Another tale to remind us that it would be very useful if we spoke Portuguese… 

The open road stretching out until forever

On the road with dirty feet

Once upon a time, not so very long ago when these two cunts were a touch younger and slightly less worldly wise, we went on a very big adventure. 7 x countries, 7 000 x kilometres, 3 x best friends and 100 0000 0000 x fun. It was a pretty simple game plan: drive all day, party all night, wake up and repeat. Sometimes it was hard and we’d sit in the car and just hate the feeling of dust clinging to the sheen of sweat that covered every inch of us. We’d not even want to look at the faces of our dearest, most beloved humans in the world. Gah, how dare they exist near me when I'm this tired and grumpy? But compared to every glorious sunrise and sunset, each dip into crystal clear African water and the songs and the stars and the crackling fires, it was barely a blip on the radar of rad times.

Throwback Thursday: Afrikaburn 2013

The desert is a funny place; sort of strange and otherworldly with bigger skies and brighter stars. The desert as artscape is even stranger. Then you throw in a couple of thousand humans and shit gets weird. Back in 2013 the two cunts were losing and finding ourselves in the desert. Here’s what we saw:

Top ten Tuesday: Road trip tunes

Every adventure needs a sweet soundtrack, so here are some beats for your beautiful ears.

1. Tom Cochrane - Life is a highway




2. Iggy Pop - Passenger

Why you shouldn’t be allowed to camp if you don’t own a chair

Just don't

The tents are up, the fire is on the go and you've cracked open an ice-cold beer. But you’re sitting on the floor… What a tit. You, sir (or madam) have overlooked the most vital element of surviving the great outdoors – the camping chair. Because after the bottle opener, the one object that can make or break your venture from civilization, is the place where you settle your arse as night settles in.

Why Travel? Oh, the places we will go!

Fuck dude, I want to shout: “Why not?” But that’s not a very engaging article and my co-blogger would question my commitment to this project. In all seriousness though, the question really should be, why don’t you travel? 

So much shit to see

Tuesday Inspiration

Posting inspirational quotes is a total cunt thing to do.

So obviously we’re posting some. (Travel-themed of course. Who gives a fuck about you being beautiful and that kinda shit.)

source: myquotehome.com